perhaps some lord of the rings puns would be appropriate:
“Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-earth. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc,” said a very drunk Chairman Mao. “Ja,” hicupped Stalin… Silly Stalin.
Comment by Bill Stickers — September 21, 2009 @ 12:31